Me: Mekhi, you can have more milk but I am going to stand here to make sure you don't spill it.
Mekhi says nothing but waves his hand away as if swatting a fly.
Me: Mekhi, I am staying here.
Mekhi: Sit down.
Me: (with an astonished look on my face while surveying the room for hidden cameras): Excuse me?
Mekhi: (adamantly) Sit down!
Me: (wearing a perplexed look on my face) ?
It was all I could do not to bust out laughing as I took one more glance around the room to be sure that Ashton Kutcher was not running loose in my home.
My son was serious and he is not yet two! Scary times are ahead for sure.
I dedicate this song to Mekhi and all of the other bossy toddlers out there.
bossy - ne-yo