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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Captcha says the craziest things

The other day I met up with my dear friend captcha. I hate captcha. And I don't know what was going on with captcha last night but this is the phrase it wanted me to enter to prove I was human:

Listen Whitey

Huh? Captcha what are you trying to say? Seriously, what gives? Very strange indeed. Am I going to have to call the EEOC on you Captcha?

I can't make stuff like that up. And to be sure that my eyes were not decieving me I asked my mom to take a look. Captcha you are so crazy!


21 comments:

Erin said...

Ha! I've had captcha swear at me before, but never use a directive.

The Mom said...

Oh I wished I lived closer to Disney Land! Groan...it's cold here!

I wanted to tell you Allison, that I gave you 2 awards, please come and check them out http://sexdiariesofamom.blogspot.com/2008/10/sex-diaries-of-mom-receives-2-awards.html

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

Um, in reference to the above comment - The Mom does indeed know my name. But she writes at Sex Diaries of a Mom and I think she may have been a little caught up!

The Mom said...

OM gosh! lol I am so sorry...that means that I left the comment for you for someone else! Ha, do I ever feel like a smuck! Guess that's what happens when you try to juggle a baby, and blog. Sorry Renee! Yes, I know your name! ;)

Maternal Mirth said...

Captchas and M&M are a disaster waiting to happen.

http://maternalmirth.blogspot.com/2008/08/captchas-tell-me-i-am-stoopid.html

BUT yours is HILARIOUS!!!!! Muahahahahahaha ... listen whitey :-)

CaraBee said...

That might be the strangest Captcha I've seen yet. Funny and wrong, definitely. Is Captcha a computer program that randomly computes combinations of letters or words for us to type in? In which case the old a monkey could write Shakespeare thing applies or does someone put in a selection of words that are randomly used? All I know is I hate it. I type in the letters wrong at least half of the time because the stupid things are so hard to read. Down with Captcha!

T.Allen-Mercado said...

I'm already convinced I'm under surveillance for some of what I write-that would have driven me over the edge! Crazy captchas!

mannequin said...

ha ha ha! The other day an entrant in my giveaway told me that her captcha said "asshat"

I think there's a demented programmer out there.

Kristen Andrews said...

captchas are so annoying, I took it off of my blog.

Vodka Mom said...

okay, have you tried the READING GLASSES? Surely you were not reading it right. However, try having two martinis next time, and THEN read it. I would advise against responding after said martinis. Always gets me in trouble. :-)

Jen said...

um wow. but your post is hilarious. that is a disaster waiting to happen...or really happening as it were.

ScaryMom said...

So true and maybe I'll keep a diary of all the ones I have to enter. Could be funny. I tagged you for an award at my Twofer blog. It was my first ever and I'm very excited to share it!

Kacey said...

I hate captcha. Though once it said "wine" and I said "sure" and it wouldn't take it...

Frogs in my formula said...

How bizarre and unfortunate! I once had one that was something like cupsin balls. I wish I'd written down. It cracked me up.

mrsbear said...

That is definitely strange. You should've gotten a screen shot for us.

ali said...

That's funny! I don't like the word captchas but you know, I kind of enjoy the math captchas were you have to add 2 numbers. Yeah, I'm weird.

Casey said...

Captcha called me a hoe earlier today, I'm glad it's not just me. I'm not sure if it was trying to tell me to buy the garden tool (hoe) or just couldn't spell what it was trying to call me. I don't use it on my site, it drives me insane.

Ms. Bar B: said...

HAHAHA. Don't you just love technology?

Joanie said...

I can think of WORSE things captcha could've come up with. Listen Whitey is actually rather funny. But then again, I'm strange.

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Threeboys1mommy said...

I feel you girl, I just had captcha call me a beaner. Jerk!

Anonymous said...

Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. Revelry will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new population, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.
Now you are faced with a lifetime to work to prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.

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