There is a hobbit living in my home. Well, maybe not a hobbit but certainly a troll or some other mythical creature that steals random things that are never to be seen again. For example, where in H E double hockey sticks (I have no problem with saying hell, I just thought that might be cute. On second thought it isn't). Where in HELL IS MY OVEN MITT??? That's right my oven mitt is missing. Where could it be? I don't know - perhaps you know. Anyone with information about my missing oven mitt please call 555 - 1212. See, what I mean? Random stuff that no one could possibly want, except of course a hobbit, troll, sock monkey. You get the picture.
Uh oh, I am in trouble now my husband is waiting for me so we can see the Dark Knight. Gotta run but I will catch up with you later. Promise.